Ken and Barbie met at a Retro Revival Weekend. She was so smitten that she knocked a bowl of guacamole on his leisure suit. As she wiped it off with her crocheted mini-shawl, he summoned his courage and made his move.”Let’s skip tonight’s program and take a walk in the moonlight. We can hear the Steve Miller Band anytime. I have the complete collection on 8 track.”
And so it was. Their love began to fly like an eagle to the sea.
Rev. Kanta Bosniak, Wedding Officiant