Barbie loved Halloween, her very favorite holiday. In early October, she began trying out new hairstyles in anticipation of the big night. Each evening she’d chill with her BFF Janie, who loved to play beautitian. One evening when they’d bouffed up Barbie’s locks into a 60’s do, all this stimulation to Barbie’s scalp began to inspire her to new and unexpected thoughts of a certain young man.
“Ken,” she blurted out to Janie. “I think he’s cute.”
On Halloween Barbie opted for Princess Leia side buns, And lo and behold, Ken sauntered in in full Han Solo. Destiny!
Rev, Kanta Bosniak, wedding officiant